Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Have you ever... and this happens? #2

So, have you ever actually met or talked to someone who you admire or respect, or who's work you really liked? Not like out of nowhere, but say at a con, a presentation they were making, or a Q&A?

Often they turn out to indeed be pretty awesome people. :)

Sometimes though, things are different... >_>;

At first they seem pretty cool, even if something feels a bit off.

Though they might just be tired or frustrated with something else, you can sometimes feel a sense of smugness about them.

They tend to put their fans in different categories of "people I'm not interested in". And even though they are there to talk to and see them, they feel like their fans are below them*.

*When actually they are dependent on their fans.

Now, because you have been categorized, they will probably make assumptions about you and about what you're saying, often interrupting you to proclaim those assumptions.

Believing that, because they have so many people watching them or their work, they no longer have to show common respect, manners, or God forbid gratitude.

They are also prone to drama, overreacting, and paranoia.

How you perceive that person from then on often changes dramatically...

I'm sure this can apply to pretty much any celebrity of any type. I know a lot of them are caught on camera or have been reported doing things that cause many people to see them differently or just lose respect for them all together.

Still, it's not quite the same as actually seeing, hearing, or even just reading something from them directly.

So, to sum up...
(censoring removed to stress the point)
Don't be a douche.
Don't be a bitch.
Don't be a dick.
If someone is a douche/bitch/dick to you be sure to either ignore them,
Or, like the Kurkrug, tell them to "Fuck off."

This post is partially based off of a disappointing experience that happened about two years ago. It was when I first started writing shorts and before I had any of them published. Though the person is not worth mentioning here it turns out he's rather well known for being an ass to everyone. ._.

Monday, August 30, 2010

This Monday's Predicament!

Today was an extremely exciting Monday!

There is no way I could fully describe all the amazing adventures that went on today! There is simple not enough space on the internet! :o

There is just barely enough room for me to inform you of the MOST exciting exploit of this Monday!

So let me lay that down on you now! D:

Man! Mondays are just insane crazy times with no breaks*!

*I mean really! o_o

Still, things could have always been boring...

Click bellow for the:
Alternate Ending

*Yawn* -o-

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Click Click Click Type Type Type

Doing stuff.

Making some new ads.

Submitting this place to blog and comic directories.

Doing more research into effective interweb advertising with an itty bitty* budget.

*Itty bitty nitty twitty widdy tiddy! o.o

I don't blink. ._.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

I'm Psychic!

Not too long ago I realized that I am indeed psychic! :o

I seem to have all the symptoms.



And last but not least:

I'm not gonna lie to ya, it's pretty amazing have these powers! :O

And I assure you, they will only be used for good*.

*As well as for some sex, money and power of course. >_>

Friday, August 27, 2010

Fun times had tonight.


Went out to celebrate a friend's birthday tonight. Celebrated some for my own recent birthday as well.

Fun times had. ¦)

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Doing Things Days

It's one of those days. =\

This is why homework never got done when I was in the schools for learnings. Every day became one of those days... -_-

It just seemed like a lot of bullsh*t. >_>

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Level Up!

Today I became older.

It happens about once a year. :o

I think I first started calling birthdays "Leveling Up" some time in high school while playing some game.

Good times. ._.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Bubber Wumper


A wise* man once said, "Be wary the Bubber Wumper, for they are f*cked up."

*Honestly, his wisdom might be somewhat debatable. >_>

Tomorrow is my day of aging. I shall probably make a post about that. It would make sense.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Beaver Jesus!

Once in a long while, a truly great being will arise. One that will change the world and make history in a way so that their name will never be forgotten.

Unless of course their name was really long and hard to pronounce, someone else up and took all the credit, or they just lacked the proper PR for that kinda thing. =\

In any case...

Some of you might be thinking, "Is that really irony? I don't think that's actually ironic at all! I'm gonna say something about it!!! D:<".

That's fine.

But before you do end up wasting your time saying something, remember this...

Also remember that no one really knows the real definition of irony any more. Its true meaning was lost countless ages ago. What people claim it is now is all really just hearsay and conjecture.

Anyone who says otherwise is lying*.

*You can hit them. ._.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

The best ideas...

You have no real control over inspiration. The best ideas come whenever they feel like it. Your only real responsibility is to be able to write them down when they do.

I find my best ideas come when I'm in the shower, on the john, or about to go to bed.

Sometimes I think have a great idea while I'm blissfully sloshed, right after I get home from a party or what not. I either make sure to write it down or, more often than not, I try and draw it out real quick.

I have a great time while doing this.

Then I go to bed.

The next morning I give it a sober review.

Not all* of the results are funny.

*Just about nearly none. ._.

Alcohol thinks it's funny. Alcohol says it's blessed comedic gold that can turn sh*t into double rainbows.

Alcohol lies.

You actually end up with this:

What is this? I don't even... -.-

Saturday, August 21, 2010



...hrm? ._.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Friday True Tale!

It's Friday!

Here is a true tale from this very Friday! :o

I grew up on a farm* so I can tell you that Mr. Raindrop is right, farmers do indeed appreciate a good "really REALLY raining". However, I'm not on a farm anymore and I could do with a bit more blue skies outside. =\

*E-I-E-I-O. ._.

For all you new readers*, the guy with the mask is Mr. Depress.

*For all you old readers, how's it feel to be so wrinkly and near death? o.o

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Go see this Scott Pilgrim movie!

If you enjoy what's on this site and if you enjoy comics, video games, movies, and awesomeness in general then there is something you should do...

The last one is for mega true*.

*Seriously super true time is now. ._.

I am honestly pretty surprised at how those critics not only bashed the film, but also seem to enjoy insulting about everyone to which the film is aimed or even might appeal to. They all just end up sounding really old and bitter. =\

David Randall- "I loved Scott Pilgrim!"

That is my review of the movie.

For a far better review, as well as one that hits more on the film's hard critics, click here.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Bit off today...

It's been an odd* kind of day.

*Not odd like "strange things be happening", rather odd as in "everything feels out of pace today..." .-.

Head needs a good punt at these times. ;\