The best ideas...

You have no real control over inspiration. The best ideas come whenever they feel like it. Your only real responsibility is to be able to write them down when they do.

I find my best ideas come when I'm in the shower, on the john, or about to go to bed.

Sometimes I think have a great idea while I'm blissfully sloshed, right after I get home from a party or what not. I either make sure to write it down or, more often than not, I try and draw it out real quick.

I have a great time while doing this.

Then I go to bed.

The next morning I give it a sober review.

Not all* of the results are funny.

*Just about nearly none. ._.

Alcohol thinks it's funny. Alcohol says it's blessed comedic gold that can turn sh*t into double rainbows.

Alcohol lies.

You actually end up with this:

What is this? I don't even... -.-