Something just seems off about it...
Indeed there is!
Actually there are two main reasons, and they are often working together in tandem! :o
The first is:
I mean anyone who has ever learned English, taught English, spoke English, heard English, read English, written English, seen an English man, and/or ate an English muffin, would be able to tell you that. D:
The second one might be a little less evident...
Yep, another parallel dimension mind being! :O
It has the scent of stale bread, really old paper, and piles of rust.
The Metsgeg says:
It speaks those words quietly and softly in the back of your mind, being the voice behind all that needless, time wasting, and sometimes stressful second guessing. =\
You may feel that it helps keep you humble* but it really does a lot more harm than good. ._.
*It's doing it wrong! D:
Best to turn on some tunes and ignore it. :D