Just 1 Random Guy

Hey Guys!

2011-09-13T22:38:00.003-05:00

I'm alive!

I've just been on...

Yeah... I know...

I kinda just up and went WHOOSH! GONE!

Busy summer has turned into a busy fall, so on and so forth...

But have no fear!

I shall return! D:

Productivity, we lacked...

2011-06-15T23:30:00.008-05:00

Once my friend Ashley and I had huge aspirations to make a super popular web comic!

However we had a problem with...

At first I was going to use this to help fill that gap of missed post back in May but I fell that it obviously deserves to be up here instead. :D

A skip in the postix...

2011-06-14T23:30:00.003-05:00

Hey all...

Just lettin' ya know. ._.

Three Hundred and Sixty Fifth! (Place Holder)

2011-06-13T23:30:00.004-05:00

Right now this is just a place holder...

Working on big amazing awesome for it though. ._.

Dishonored...? :o

2011-06-12T23:30:00.013-05:00

A ways while ago I sent out several request to different people for possible guest panels.

I in no way expected to even get replies back each of them, let alone panels. People have lives and things to do after all.

However, Tabitha(rabie-pie) from deviantArt just recently sent this to me...

I'm sure she'll be ok, it looks like just a flesh wound*... ._.

*Sure, maybe it's a "deep slicing into the flesh, puncturing some guts, possibly scraping a bit of bone, and then rupturing back out through the flesh again" kind of wound, but still... just a flesh wound... you know? >_>;

Today I saw this one thing...

2011-06-11T23:30:00.004-05:00

This just in!

Really! Go now! D:

Friday Night Gloop!

2011-06-10T23:30:00.004-05:00

Wait, what? :o

That's probably not the super best of things... >_>

NRRRWHRRRR NRRWHRRRRR NRRRWHRRR!!!

2011-06-09T23:27:00.000-05:00

Hey guys, guess what! :o

Just sayin'. ._.

Friend Weekends...

2011-06-08T22:27:00.001-05:00

About every two to four months, a friend of mine drops by for a weekend or so to hang and do whatever...

Good times are had*.

*And there were no survivors...

These things...

2011-06-07T23:30:00.004-05:00

In some world...

But in another world they go everywhere. ._.

This isn't news...

2011-06-06T23:30:00.003-05:00

The following isn't even J1RG Report worthy...

So instead of lugging out my desk and stack of papers, I'm just gonna say it while standing...

Hell I do stuff all the time and I'm not even a politician...

I should be in the news! D8<

Beaver Jesus!

2011-06-05T23:30:00.004-05:00

Beaver Jesus!

Beaver Jesus!
Beaver Jesus!
Beaver Jesus!

Prawn!

2011-06-04T23:30:00.003-05:00

Prawn!

Prawn!
Prawn!
Prawn!

Duck!

2011-06-03T23:30:00.001-05:00

Duck!

Duck!
Duck!
Duck!

Mr. Depress says something...

2011-06-02T23:30:00.004-05:00

Mr. Depress has something to say. :o

Me too man...

Me too*...

*I'm also tired... ._.

Unbored cost...

2011-06-01T22:59:00.001-05:00

Sitting down today I had these thoughts...

Thus remaining bored seemed to just makes good economic sense. ._.

Tough times for everything...

2011-05-31T23:30:00.005-05:00

Even the pills...

It's probably frowned upon, like having a criminal record or something. ._.

Back on track...

2011-05-30T23:05:00.000-05:00

So I decided to get up to date with my post again...

Really, they can't all be bad. ._.

The Old 30th...

2011-05-29T23:30:00.005-05:00

Not to be confused with the 30th post made here at J1RG, bellow is the 30th comic of my old website...

Obviously, this time around, I did not observe the above mentioned noble tradition*.

*Winnie just wasn't available. ._.

Walking the intersection...

2011-05-28T23:30:00.006-05:00

I like walking, specially during summer days of blue skyness.

This comic is old-ish and I can say that crossing conditions have not improved... ._.

Hospital Guy!

2011-05-27T23:30:00.006-05:00

There was this one time I was in the hospital, see?

And...

Boy was it exciting. ._.

Depressing comics...

2011-05-26T23:30:00.005-05:00

I like em!

Here's why...

Although, I do wake up every morning hoping to sh*t a rainbow... ._.

Garden Fresh Tomatoes! :D

2011-05-25T23:30:00.009-05:00

Here's another old comic for you guys.

Lord do I love a good tomato sandwich! :D

Garden fresh tomatoes really did cure Jesus of his cross cancer! °o°

Computer ADHD

2011-05-24T23:30:00.005-05:00

While digging up that comic from the last post I found some others that I liked as well.

Here's one...

I still suffer from this kind of computer ADHD. ._.

Earliest Pills!

2011-05-23T23:30:00.007-05:00

As I mentioned in the last post, I knew the pills made their premier long ago.

I think this was done in either 2004 or 2005.

So gloriously mouse drawn in Photoshop with dialog presented in the amazingly beautiful comic sans font*.

*It makes me want to cry...

Early Pills!

2011-05-22T23:30:00.005-05:00

This is one of the earliest* appearances of the pills...

*Though actually I think they make their premier in a far older comic. I'll have to try to dig that out one day.

Seems I keep pretty much the same standards here when making these posts. ._.

Scorched

2011-05-21T23:30:00.003-05:00

Another older one with the wombabbit Zeek.

My beard is just mystical like that. ._.

Sometimes you're forced out...

2011-05-20T23:30:00.005-05:00

This is an old recount of extreme circumstances.

Remember to be careful yourself! :o

Shower ideas...

2011-05-19T23:30:00.004-05:00

Another old bit dug up.

Best ideas still come from either time in the shower or on the john. ._.

Feel messed up?

2011-05-18T23:30:00.003-05:00

Hey...

Sadly true at times... -.-

Driving?

2011-05-17T23:30:00.010-05:00

Wait...

This is an image my friend Ashley drew up a good long time ago in homage of a certain cartoon clip.

Man that Clerks cartoon*...

*Glorious!

Nostalgia Sells

2011-05-16T23:30:00.006-05:00

Another old bit...

I still think it could be a blockbuster! :O

Sigh...

2011-05-15T23:30:00.004-05:00

You know...

*Sigh*

Parody comic for friend...

2011-05-14T23:30:00.005-05:00

The image bellow is a parody to this comic which was done by PRguitarman.

The star is my friend Ashley.

The Snow Cliff Sky

2011-05-13T23:30:00.011-05:00

Found the thing I mentioned in the last post. :o

The Snow Cliff Sky

It's pretty old.

From 2005/2006 I think. ._.

Zeek's thinking spot...

2011-05-12T23:30:00.003-05:00

Another old image. D:

Zeek, the wombabbit, enjoyed snowy cliffs. Especially if they offered a good view of a clear night's sky. ._.

I think I did a music thing with this as well.

Let me see if I can dig it up. :o

Socked

2011-05-11T23:30:00.005-05:00

Oh wow! Really? That's what happened?!

Well...

I'm just really socked.

A wild text appears!

2011-05-10T23:30:00.007-05:00

There once was a texting that went like this...

Seems my friend's twitter got phished or hacked. ._.

This hand...

2011-05-09T23:30:00.003-05:00

Yeah, I know, another old bit...

Today was weird for me...

Tomorrow it should be less so...

Through fear...

2011-05-08T23:30:00.003-05:00

This is what it can seem like...

It's another old polygonal pic thing I did a while back. =\

Since blogger seems to be working again decently expect several* post tomorrow.

*Two at the very least! ._.

Abstraction!

2011-05-07T23:30:00.005-05:00

An old bit of randomness...

Lots of stuff happening there...

Or maybe nothing at all... :o

Dragon with flames!

2011-05-06T23:30:00.003-05:00

More old stuff! This time a dragon.

There was a time when I really only did polygonal stuff like this.

I still really like this pic though. :)

Worm!

2011-05-05T23:30:00.002-05:00

This is another old pic I found. It's some sort of crazy bagworm.

The bag appears to be made out of either some giant alien acorn, or poo... ._.

Green Walker

2011-05-04T23:30:00.002-05:00

Here's something I drew a long while back.

It's a...

And apparently it has five legs... >_>;

Strange Flower Place

2011-05-03T23:30:00.005-05:00

Welcome to...

It's not too terrible of a place.

Actually it's rather intriguing. ._.

Under.

2011-05-02T23:30:00.006-05:00

Sink.

Drain.

Where am I heading...

2011-05-01T23:30:00.004-05:00

It seems that lately...

I've just got a gut feeling that things will turn out pretty damn good anyway. :)

Give it a break...

2011-04-30T23:30:00.003-05:00

Today was cloudy and gloomy...

Seriously... ˘-˘

My neck...

2011-04-29T23:30:00.004-05:00

Hey guys...

It really hurts unless I hold my head like this. ._.

There was this time...

2011-04-28T23:30:00.006-05:00

Let me tell you about this one time...

And the reasons for that decision* were because: A: I was smart, and B: I wasn't drunk. :)

*Unfortunately, knowing myself, the story will be told sooner or later... -.-

Not quite sure...

2011-04-27T23:30:00.009-05:00

Are you unsure about something?

Hrm? ._.

Why is it sad though?

2011-04-26T23:30:00.003-05:00

A kind friend made the following panel up for me really fast. Thank you! :D

But she did not explain why the apple is sad.

Is it sad because it was bitten?

Is it sad because it was bitten and then not finished?

Was is mushy or grainy inside and thus not worth eating?

Perhaps all of this condensed into a realization that it's a failure as an apple, and now, rather than being consumed and enriching the life and body of a person, its fate will be to lie at the bottom of some trash bin and slowly rot away or be fed upon by insects?

We may never know. ._.

There are some things I don't care for...

2011-04-25T23:30:00.005-05:00

There are some things that I'm just not a big fan of.

Like...

Honestly, there's just not a lot of fun to be had with them. ._.

Inevitable Failure...

2011-04-24T23:30:00.006-05:00

In a comment on my last post I was dared to draw a zombie.

I started a few times then just stopped.

I found myself hearing the voice of a head creature...

Its name is currently unknown.

It is formed, by you, in the back of your mind, where there is nothing but an ever-stretching waste of gray and black.

And if left unchecked, it will consume you*...

*By comparison the Kurkrug and the Metsgeg are pretty ok. ._.

Draw Request #1!

2011-04-23T23:30:00.008-05:00

You're about to be...

Someone requested I draw a pokémon* and thus I decided to tackle the most difficult† one of them all! >:D

*Though I have drawn one up before. ._.

†But obviously, not really... >_>;

WARNING!

2011-04-22T23:30:00.006-05:00

!!!

I will be exploding soon*... @_@

*-er or later... >_>

Noipkazit!

2011-04-21T23:30:00.004-05:00

Gah! Gorpii zoa nits! Dx

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

Drawing some random crap to catch up...

2011-04-20T23:30:00.005-05:00

I've decided that in order to finally catch up I should just draw a bunch of random crap...

Hope ya enjoy it*! There will be more asap! :D

*It's a well known fact that a poo just isn't a poo without its fly. ._.

Feel free to post request/suggestions. :)

It's rather impressive!

2011-04-19T23:30:00.006-05:00

Hey all!

I assure you that it's totally spectacular and you're really missing out. ._.

I love it but...

2011-04-18T23:30:00.014-05:00

You guys know what?

Yeah I know the stuff is freaking amazing...

But I mean, you have to boil the water and everything*, ya know? Plus you're probably gonna be the only one eating it and then you'll have just made too much†. ._.

*Don't you dare say easy mac! We all know it's no where near the same! D:<

†Left over macaroni and cheese is hardly worthy of the name... -.-

Take time to do things...

2011-04-17T23:30:00.004-05:00

You need to take the time to just do things.

Like...

Beep beep bope boop beep bope bope beep beep boop*! :o

*Les poulets sont en guerre avec les méduses! :o

But... but I... but I must do other things... please...

2011-04-16T23:30:00.011-05:00

Another guest thingy with multiple panels!!!

Hellz yeah!!! :D

Oh sweet potatoes does this happens far too often to far too many people I know, myself* included.

*I know* myself. ._.

*There's always more left to learn though...

These amazing panels were done up by Pyorin, an old friend of mine. Be sure click the name to check out his DeviantArt! :D

We should probably run for it!

2011-04-15T23:30:00.003-05:00

Look!

You can tell it's wild because it's not acting very domesticated. ._.

Minimalism Vs Manga

2011-04-14T23:30:00.011-05:00

Whoa guys! Another guest panel! EXCEPT IT'S GUEST PANELS*!!! D8

*Notice the pluralization. ._.

This lovely assortment was done up by my friend Amy. She lives far away in a magical land where nannies are known to fly around via umbrellas and everyone wears a top hat and monocle. Be sure to check out her DeviantArt. :D

It took quite a bit of pestering to persuade her to aid me. When she did agree to help me out though she insisted on, much to my surprise, doing four panels in a 4-koma like style! :O

She worked with a speed impossible by the likes of me and soon sent me the files, although with my avatar's last speech bubble filled with the words "Punchline Here~", to which she asked for my input. Thus, in the end, the joke* was a collaborative effort, though I leave all credit to her. :)

*Oddly enough, I decided to withhold from using any of the material from my infinity large repertoire of sexual gags, implications, puns and innuendos. :o

Oh, and just for the record, I actually wear neither boxers nor briefs. Gym shorts have been my undergarment of choice since some time in high school. ._.

Two Times Things!

2011-04-13T23:30:00.003-05:00

My two times about things!

Sometimes there are other times too! :o

Totally Gloopy!

2011-04-12T23:30:00.005-05:00

Ever wake up on a gloomy rainy day with a sinus headache and congestion that wont quit no matter how much you blow your nose?

You feel like a pile of slow moving unmotivated slime...

You're totally...

It's having a spring cold along with all the lovely allergies of the season! :D

Have you ever... #6

2011-04-11T23:30:00.005-05:00

Hey all!

Eventually you do find it but then, when you're done with it, you try to think of a good place to put it again...

Here we have a picture... ._.

2011-04-10T23:30:00.012-05:00

Bellow is a picture.

The picture has bunnies.

Although, in this picture which contains bunnies, you may notice that...

One of these bunnies is not like the others.

Do you see what's amiss? :o

This awesome panel was done by a very kind friend of mine. I would be linking you to her sites and stuff right now if not for her wanting to remain a-non-mouse. ._.

Thanks a million friend in the shadows! :D

A Post Number! :o

2011-04-09T23:30:00.007-05:00

This post is the...

It would be much more exciting if I had done something special for it I know...

I've just been so behind and busy that I couldn't muster up the spectacular. -.-

Fear not though! For Post #365 will have to be made up of pure golden, diamond encrusted, bacon and peanut butter awesomeness*! :D

*Or else I will be very disappointed in myself... ._.

º¯º

2011-04-08T23:30:00.007-05:00

º¯º

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The J1RG Report! #3

2011-04-07T23:30:00.007-05:00

The following Public Service Announcement is brought to you by the J1RG Report. :)

Indeed! :D

And be sure to remember what those veggies might need... :)

Feelings I sometimes get...

2011-04-06T23:30:00.003-05:00

There are these feelings that I may have at times.

Such as...

This is good because it can help me save* monies.

*Saving is almost always good and I really didn't need those things anyway. ._.

I rememeber when...

2011-04-05T23:30:00.005-05:00

Thinking back...

Though now I quite enjoy both of them.

Life is funny like that. ._.

Stuff takes times...

2011-04-04T23:30:00.004-05:00

Hey guys...

I know, I know, I know...

The things that we work and wait for are the things most worth having*.

*Really, I know this. ._.

But still...

Meh... -.-

Internet...

2011-04-03T23:30:00.002-05:00

Internet...

Oh internet... -.-

Cupcakes!

2011-04-02T23:30:00.004-05:00

Did you know that...

Especially with sprinkles or a strawcherry! :D

This guest panel was done by my DA friend Strange-1 to help me catch up. Check out her new main site at Dorky Dino.

Friday Posts...

2011-04-01T23:30:00.006-05:00

Fridays, they're good days...

Sometimes the duck might be away though. ._.

Thursday Posts...

2011-03-31T23:30:00.005-05:00

That day that is just there... taunting you before Friday...

Seriously, no joking here. ._.

Wednesday Posts...

2011-03-30T23:30:00.006-05:00

The middle day of the week...

They're nothing special I guess. ._.

Tuesday Posts...

2011-03-29T23:30:00.005-05:00

Did you know that thing about Tuesdays?

I like working and cleaning around my apartment on Tuesdays. ._.

Monday Posts...

2011-03-28T23:30:00.003-05:00

Mondays are fickle...

Mondays always seem to start early and end late. ._.

Sunday Posts...

2011-03-27T23:30:00.004-05:00

This catchup is for my Sunday posts...

Everyone is allowed to be lazy on Sundays*. ._.

*Yes I know, weekend posts... -.-

Saturday Posts...

2011-03-26T23:30:00.007-05:00

This catchup is for my Saturday posts...

You should be doing things on Saturdays* too. ._.

*Yes I know, weekend posts... -.-

Behind...

2011-03-25T23:30:00.005-05:00

This say's on a Friday but it's not. It was done today, which is a Wednesday.

I am behind and upset about it.

So are these guys...

Still five behind... I hope my other request for help come through soon... -.-

Mind is a mushed mess...

2011-03-24T23:30:00.005-05:00

Can't think.

My mind is a mushed mess...

I added the bits of blue and red cause I like em. ._.

The J1RG Report! #2

2011-03-23T23:30:00.008-05:00

It's been quite a while since the first J1RG report. This one's pretty overdue.

If you happen to be a doomsayer, sorry for ruining your day. ._.

Just sitting there...

2011-03-22T23:30:00.008-05:00

Tuesday...

It was pretty cloudy... ._.

What my Monday was...

2011-03-21T23:30:00.009-05:00

This was my Monday...

As far as Mondays go, it wasn't so bad. :)

Am I really? :D

2011-03-20T23:30:00.006-05:00

Hey guys! Guess what! :D

And even if you aren't, just make an attempt at that face and try not to chuckle. >‿<

This is another post with a guest panel and I am super grateful for it! :D

It was done by my internet friend Katt. Feel free to check out both her DeviantArt and Twitter.

Thanks again kiddo! :)

Some things I say...

2011-03-19T23:30:00.005-05:00

I say things.

I say lots of things.

Though it just sounds right, you know? ._.

Sometimes I still make wishes...

2011-03-18T23:30:00.006-05:00

Sometimes I still make wishes from my younger years...

Though that be an often made wish of mine it is not my most wished wish*.

*That would be for my powers*. ._.

*Long story for another time... :o

Abe Aaron

2011-03-17T23:30:00.004-05:00

This is another one made by a friend of mine. :o

His name is Aaron and he has no site to link to.

He says he doesn't care either.

He showed me this video a bit earlier though...

I like this one* more. ._.

*Sometimes I just wanna go out into the woods and shoot a bunch of menacing sodas... D:

Oh no! D:

2011-03-16T23:30:00.004-05:00

There's these times...

Jazz isn't the same as aspiration or motivation.

Jazz has a different kind of spirit.

Ever lost* your Jazz?

*Don't worry, it tends to come back. ._.

Ash Pelpped! :D

2011-03-15T23:30:00.006-05:00

I totally missed this post and was on the cusp of a crazy panic attack!

When I told my friend she got worried. I asked her for a favor. To just draw anything in my standard little box panel.

I sent her a blank one and she did awesomely! :D

She did keep asking me over and over again whether or not pure random was really ok though...

It's was obviously ok and more than that it's welcomed. I mean my boots post was pulled from my arse and somehow became one of the most liked. D:

Anyway, thanks again Ashley*. :)

*She says she's sorry her DA's never updated. :o

Have you ever... and this happens? #5

2011-03-14T23:30:00.006-05:00

Hey everyone! :D

Not really in a panic or worrying sense. Just a general hope*... >_>

*It seems this thought isn't gender bias. After substituting the word "balls" with "boobs" 4 out of 5 female friends have told me that they too have hoped this before as well. ._.

Oh wells, oh wellz....

2011-03-13T23:30:00.010-05:00

This should be the last "Oh wells..." for a bit.

It's equipped with two images though. :o

They're really just some abstract doodling which I tend to enjoy. :)

Click the below images for their full resolutions.

I still do this kind of stuff semi-often. ._.

Oh well... fiffs...

2011-03-12T23:30:00.010-06:00

This is one the larger comics I did back when...

Click below image for full resolution.

In my opinion, England and the English are more fun* than Canada and the Canadians. :)

*It's best to not take offense to things in no way meant to be taken offensive. :D

Oh well... fours...

2011-03-11T23:30:00.008-06:00

Here's another one I did way back...

Click the below image for full resolution.

Yep, it's weird and just in black & white. I never did continue this series but, maybe one day, I will. :)

Oh well... threes...

2011-03-10T23:30:00.006-06:00

More oldin's...

Click the below image for full resolution.

You may have already seen that one. It was linked to in this post a while back.

So you don't feel cheated, here's another one...

Click the below image for full resolution.

This one was made when you used to see web ads for that acai berry crap all the time...

Again, I know they look a lot like the Cyanide & Happiness guys. But, as I have mentioned before long ago, THEY DON'T OWN THE RIGHTS TO STICK DUDES WITH COLORS. Thank you. :)

Oh well... two...

2011-03-09T23:30:00.006-06:00

Continuing on from the last post, here's another oldie...

Click the below image for full resolution.

The rabbit wombat-ish guy is Zeek*. He's explained a bit in this post.

*Not the same as my dog Zeek. ._.